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Apr 26, 2014 9:46 AM
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Adept Lyricism

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We're trying something different! Make a retort or reply to the person above you while try keep a somewhat coherent back and fourth going using only quotes from the lyrics of any song. Think of it like a rap battle.

Any lyrics are fair game as long as its mostly in English. Comedic and or offensive lyricism is welcomed!
Reference the song and title below your chosen lyrics.

Example:

HEY HEY! Ningen SUCKER! Aa ningen... ningen FUCKER!
What's up, people?!!

(What's up people- Maximum the Hormone)
Kslate23Apr 28, 2014 3:46 PM
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Apr 26, 2014 11:31 AM
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Kslate,
Kimi wo mitsuketa no wa Unmei no shiwaza
The reason I found you was because of a work of fate.
Suzuki Konomi-CHOIR JAIL
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Apr 26, 2014 11:34 AM
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I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

(Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up)
Apr 26, 2014 11:42 AM
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Kslate23 said:
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

(Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up)


"I know how you feel inside
You're in love and so am I
But you're with some other guy
I should be the one by your side
He cheated made you feel no good
I, told you that he would
I, knew he'd make you cry

You're broken
Let me make it better
Glue you back together
Just give me a try?"

(Travis Garland - Fucking Perfect)
It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou
YandereTheEmo said:
The only thing more pathetic than quoting someone you know nothing about, is quoting yourself.
Apr 26, 2014 11:46 AM
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Dakishimetaino
I want to hold you tight

ROUND TABLE featuring Nino Let Me Be With You
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Apr 26, 2014 11:51 AM
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She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

(Ricky Martin - She bang's)
Lyrics are kind Ironic now cuz he's gay and all.
Apr 26, 2014 11:53 AM
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You must have been phlegmatic in stature
The gates of thanos are a spread eagle wide
You let the shutters make sackcloth and ashes
Out of a blind mans picaresque heart

Take The Veil Cerpin Taxt - The Mars Volta
Apr 26, 2014 12:35 PM
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I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator.
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Fire Starter - Prodigy
Apr 26, 2014 3:06 PM
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Kslate23 said:
I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator.
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter.

Fire Starter - Prodigy


TROLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL, TROLOLOLOOOOOOOOLOL

Troll song- I forget the artist, but he'd dead now
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call."



Apr 26, 2014 3:17 PM

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I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

Bloodhound Gang - I hope you die.
Apr 26, 2014 3:24 PM

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Kslate23 said:
I hope ya flip some guy the bird,
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red you have no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So you can see the look on your face,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,
...Die Die Die Die Die Die Die!,

Bloodhound Gang - I hope you die.



Fuck you

- every Eminem song
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call."



Apr 26, 2014 4:03 PM

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Odemdemz98 said:
Fuck you

- every Eminem song

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Ludacris - Move Bitch


"Ah, what? What? Who are you? Ahh another Undead, eh? I took on Sen's Fortress alone... But I'm no different from those vile creatures... I was driven by conceit... Ahh, you think you're different? That you can handle it? Yes, I remember that feeling. For I was the same... So let me help you out. With your souls searching."
Crestfallen Merchant
Apr 26, 2014 4:24 PM

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Vasz_ said:
Odemdemz98 said:
Fuck you

- every Eminem song

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Ludacris - Move Bitch


Mah nigga, mah nigga

-Bunch of nigga's
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call."



Apr 26, 2014 4:27 PM

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If you a scared motherfucker go to church (GO TO CHURCH)
If you a gutter motherfucker do your dirt (A DO YOUR DIRT)
If you a down motherfucker put in work (A PUT IN WORK)
IF you a crazy motherfucker go berzerk (A GO BERZERK!)

Go to Church - Ice Cube
Apr 26, 2014 4:31 PM

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Kslate23 said:
If you a scared motherfucker go to church (GO TO CHURCH)
If you a gutter motherfucker do your dirt (A DO YOUR DIRT)
If you a down motherfucker put in work (A PUT IN WORK)
IF you a crazy motherfucker go berzerk (A GO BERZERK!)

Go to Church - Ice Cube


I get randy
Do you know what would be handy?
A little glass of brandy

-Roll deep. Shake a leg
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call."



Apr 26, 2014 4:31 PM

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They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun, no no no
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's going to throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dr Demento - Dead puppies
Apr 26, 2014 4:45 PM

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Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool
Up in here, up in here

Party Up - DMX


"Ah, what? What? Who are you? Ahh another Undead, eh? I took on Sen's Fortress alone... But I'm no different from those vile creatures... I was driven by conceit... Ahh, you think you're different? That you can handle it? Yes, I remember that feeling. For I was the same... So let me help you out. With your souls searching."
Crestfallen Merchant
Apr 26, 2014 5:34 PM

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Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

THE LONELY ISLAND - "Jizz In My Pants"
Apr 26, 2014 5:35 PM

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kissing me down
my teenage dream becomes a fucking beaver

I hate hair in your pants
like I hate grannies at the gang bang party
gang bang..
party!
gang bang..
party!

Eskimo Callboy - $5 Bitchcore.
Apr 26, 2014 5:36 PM

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"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am the Devil,
Do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little contract here , . ''
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . .
GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS I'LL SIGN . . .
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME!

Titties 'nd beer - Frank Zappa
Apr 26, 2014 5:43 PM

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Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Rockin' everywhere

I found you MS NEW BOOTY
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the players club for about month or two
Put his hand on it then see what he do

BUBBA SPARXXX - Ms new booty
Apr 26, 2014 5:49 PM

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I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I am the slime - frank zappa
Apr 26, 2014 6:37 PM

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Dalphin said:
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am the Devil,
Do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little contract here , . ''
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . .
GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS I'LL SIGN . . .
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME!

Titties 'nd beer - Frank Zappa


Do you know why my hands are so numb(no)
Got some bitch to suck my dick and I didn't come(oh)

Smacked a whore for talking crap,
so what if she's handicapped?
The bitch said that I couldn't rap

D12-Fight Music
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call."



Apr 28, 2014 10:38 AM

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Oh yeah? welll

Bitch I'm a BOSS!
I call the shots.
I'm with the murder team,
Call the cops.
We in the building,
Ya'll are not.
You short on the paper, you gone ball or not?...

MEEK MILL - IMA BOSS
Apr 28, 2014 1:25 PM

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I'm to fucking retarded
I don't give a fuck about my dick thats why I'm dating Lorena Bobbit
My crew had an argument, who dick is the largest
Now there all dead and I'm roaming as a solo artist

-D12 - Rap Game
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call."



Apr 28, 2014 2:44 PM

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I'm a Crimmy girl, in the Crimmy world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Crimmys, let's go party!


(Barbie Girl - Aqua)(Crimmys Version)
Apr 28, 2014 2:49 PM

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Red-Fox-Kuudere said:
I'm a Crimmy girl, in the Crimmy world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, Unbox me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Crimmys, let's go party!


(Barbie Girl - Aqua)(Crimmys Version)
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call."



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